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Nyange vakurase uchatumbuka

Posted by MC on January 22, 2018
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Makambozvicherechedza here?

Nguva yemango tinodzidya asi chinoraswa imhodzi hatidzidi. Nyatsofungisisa marasiro aunoita mhodzi yemango. Patinorasa mhodzi yemango mundangariro dzedu tinenge tisingati here haichisina basa?

Kune hama, shamwari kana muvakidzani anokufarira kana uinezvinhu, uchiri ‘mango’ asi kana usisina chinhu anokurasa semhodzi.

Asi tarira uone … zhizha rasvika unoona mhodzi iya yakaraswa yotanga kuzvimbisa ivhu gare gare yotova muti. Mushure memakore mashoma muti uya unenge wava kutobereka dzimwe mango.

Kune vanhu wanokusveta vakaona wapera, vanokurasira kure. Vanofunga kuti tamupedza vasingazive kuti vatokudyara. Vanokuparadza vasingaziwe kuti unemukuru waunonamata, Mwari.

Ikaita dzungu icharasika

Posted by MC on January 19, 2018
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Mumwe murume akatumwa nehuku kuendesa pamwe pamba kuMbare. Ari munzira huku yakapunyuka iye kwava kutanga kuseka zvake huku ichitiza. Mumwe mukomana akabvunza ‘Ko mudhara munosekei muchisiya huku ichienda’ zvikanzi ‘Ini ndini ndapihwa adhiresi siya iite dzungu icharasika.’

Dzidzai kuvaka dzimba dzenyu

Posted by MC on January 19, 2018
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Mumwe mudhara akati orwara akadana vanakomana vake vaviri ndokuti kwavari, ‘Vanangu ndarwara, kana ndafa muputse imba kusvika pahwaro mufukunure muchaona bhegi rinemari. Mari iyoyo munozoigovana kuti murarame upenyu hwakanaka.’

Vana vafara. Nechomumoyo vaiti dai Mudhara achifa. Baba vaya vakazofa zvavo vana ndokudhiritsa imba iya. Vakaona bhegi zveshuwa. Vakarivhura ndokuwana muine bepa rakanzi ‘Dzidzai kuvaka dzimba dzenyu yangu ndofa nayo.’

Panhepfenyuro ndochinja chaneri

Posted by MC on January 19, 2018
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Wakanga uri musi weSvondo mukadzi achizviimbira zvake.

Murume : Mai mwana.

Mudzimai : Matii?

Murume: Kamuimbiro kenyu dai zvenyu muchitoimba pa nhepfenyuro.

Mudzimai : kkkkk matanga ba’mwana.

Murume: Aaaa kwazvo.

Mudzimai: Asi ndoimba zvinodakadza kani 😄

Murume: Kwete, asikuti panhepfenyuro ndokwanisa kuchinja chaneri.

Uri kufamba nedzaAdhamu

Posted by MC on January 19, 2018
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Hurombo hunoita kuti vanhu vangokuona sekuti hauna chako chaunombova nacho. Chero zvinhu zvako zvinogona kutonzi ndezveumwewo munhu. Unotonzwa wakutonzi ‘Urikufamba nedza Adhamu wotoshaya kuti ko hadzisi dzako here?’

Hakuna masaisai

Posted by MC on January 19, 2018
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[1/11, 08:45] Mudiwa: Mudiwa, mesekji yangu haina kusvika here?

[1/11, 08:46] Mufesi: Yawati unoda mari yekugadzirwa musoro here?

[1/11, 08:46] Mudiwa: Ehe

[1/11, 08:48] Mufesi: Haina kusvika hakuna masaisai.

Mari inotenga rudo here?

Posted by MC on January 16, 2018
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Baba T: Ndeipi chidamwoyo?

Mai T: Haiwa, unopinda nemazibhutsu ako mumba mandashaina izvezvi, asi hauone? Hauna kukwana. Uri benzi chairo iwe. Isa bhutsu  dzako panze apo!

Baba T: Ndine urombo mai mwana ndavarairwa.

Mai T: Ndokudzungaira ikoko nxaaaa!

Baba T: Waswera sei hako?

Mai T: Kuswera chii iwe wasiya $1?

Baba T: Oyi $100 iyi.

Mai T: Aaah, ndosaka ndichikuda mhani. Uri mudiwa wemwoyo wangu. Ndateda chidamwoyo. Usazvinetsa hako nebhutsu ndanga ndichingoseka newe. Isa shangu patafura apo ndichadziporisha manje manje.

Baba T: Inzwaka Mai T.

Mai T: Chii dhedhi?

Baba T: Undipe chenji yangu $99 ndisati ndarara.

Mai T: Zidzetse remunhu. Ita ugeze. Benzi, uri kunhuwa doro.

Mari inotenga rudo here?

Ndiani mbavha apa?

Posted by MC on January 16, 2018
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Mukomana anenge achitengesa hove dzine uremu hwe 3.3 achida $10. Mudhara wemota anomira achida hove oti, ‘Isa kubhuti wouya kuzotora mari.’ Mukomana anoisa hove pasi pemota ovhara bhuti. Mudhara anobva atiza asina kubhadhara achiti hove dzaamo! Saka mbavha ndeipi?

Vonga Mwari noupenyu

Posted by MC on January 16, 2018
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Rimwe zuva vamwe baba vanemakore 75, VaUpenyu, vaibva kubasa. Vakati vachingoti vhuu pamba ndokudonha pakarepo vakafenda.

Mukadzi wavo achiona izvi akadaidza vavakidzani vake vakamubatsira kumhanya nemurume wake kuchipatara.

Chiremba achiona VaUpenyu anoti ‘Vanofanira kuiswa pamweya (oxygen) kwemaawa 24.’

Mangwana acho kuseni VaUpenyu vakaita zvakanaka. Zvichidai izvi chiremba akauya nebhiri re$500.00. VaUpenyu vachiona bhiri vakatanga kuchema. Chiremba akati, ‘Musacheme henyu. Ndinobhadhara ndega mari iyoyo. Imi munobhadhara inenge yasara pashoma nepashoma.’

VaUpenyu ndokuti, ‘Kwete, mari harisi dambudziko. Ndinokwanisa kuibvisa nhasi chaiye. Kuchema uku ndirikufunga kuti ko kana mweya wekufema kwema maawa 24 uchiita $500.00 ko Mwari vaizodawo marii pamakore 75 avakandichengeta?’

Vonga Mwari paunomuka uri mupenyu nguva dzose!